“How to Cure”:

JJJJJAs you can see, a series of maladies still troubles the human race. Although people in the internet community generally do not die from such causes as the common cold, diarrhea, or hiccups, they are affected by them nonetheless. Many prevalent ailments, like sore-throats and headaches, we find too trivial to merit the expensive trip to the doctor’s office, when he will just end up Googling it anyway.
JJJJJBut what we are primarily concerned with is curing the uncurable and alleviating the unallevable—unhangovering the hangovering. From the time the Chinese first fermented rice, through the days of Sydenham’s laudanum, to the modern day Jägerbomb, dealing with the aftermath of last night’s super awesome fun times has been a less than super awesome challenge. Fortunately today we no longer have to deal with this issue by ourselves. Thanks to technology we have the non-judgmental support of God Google.
JJJJJJThank God Google we have this forgiving friend to help us through other sticky situations: Diarrhea, Yeast Infections, Constipation, and Bad Breath. Sounds like a date with a Civil War soldier. Throw in some pink-eye and mix well for a true 1863 romantic experience. But really, when you think about it, how is it that much different than last night’s date with Jeff from a Frat? Which brings us to the present. And Google. And your awkward yeast infection.

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